she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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