..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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