so explain again why im purple
no
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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