So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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