just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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