chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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