I am puke
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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