i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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