3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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