i just google imaged poop.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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