I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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