It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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