how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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