It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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