I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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