she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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