there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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