i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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