How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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