It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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