My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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