I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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