She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.