There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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