My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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