I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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