What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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