i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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