my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
A+ Viking dick
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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