she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
she woke up with a sticky ear
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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