there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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