Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
