alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
