Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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