i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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