I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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