You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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