i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
