thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The power of my boobs compel you
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
