i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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