"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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