at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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