big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.