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(904): View more from Florida

someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.

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(904): View more from Florida

i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised

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(716): View more from New York

I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.

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Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA

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(949): View more from California

You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

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(775): View more from Nevada

I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.

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