I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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