I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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