I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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