Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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