So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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