Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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