Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She bit a glass in half.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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