When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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