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I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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