Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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