3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It all started with a game of naked twister.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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