I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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